{"id":16979,"date":"2001-11-13T10:13:19","date_gmt":"2001-11-13T16:13:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2001\/11\/13\/foxtrot-does-lotr-ii\/"},"modified":"2001-11-13T10:13:19","modified_gmt":"2001-11-13T16:13:19","slug":"foxtrot-does-lotr-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2001\/11\/13\/16979-foxtrot-does-lotr-ii\/","title":{"rendered":"Foxtrot Does LOTR II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\"><center><a href=\"http:\/\/a1964.g.akamai.net\/7\/1964\/1392\/1dcf6501c8f9fb\/images.ucomics.com\/comics\/ft\/2001\/ft011113.gif\" TARGET=NEW class=\"no-lazyload\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a1964.g.akamai.net\/7\/1964\/1392\/1dcf6501c8f9fb\/images.ucomics.com\/comics\/ft\/2001\/ft011113.gif\" WIDTH=200 class=\"no-lazyload\"><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Jason attempts to define a HP &#8216;loser&#8217; from a LOTR one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jason attempts to define a HP &#8216;loser&#8217; from a LOTR one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-4pR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}