{"id":16917,"date":"2001-11-16T17:12:32","date_gmt":"2001-11-16T23:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2001\/11\/16\/how-many-lord-of-the-onion-rings-jokes-have-you-heard\/"},"modified":"2001-11-16T17:12:32","modified_gmt":"2001-11-16T23:12:32","slug":"how-many-lord-of-the-onion-rings-jokes-have-you-heard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2001\/11\/16\/16917-how-many-lord-of-the-onion-rings-jokes-have-you-heard\/","title":{"rendered":"How many &#8216;Lord of the Onion Rings&#8217; jokes have you heard?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">Congratulations to all of you with powers of precognition! I&#8217;m not making this up; it&#8217;s part of Burger King&#8217;s press release:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;King of the &#8220;Ring&#8221;<br \/>To add to the excitement of this blockbuster promotion, BURGER KING&reg; customers can experience new and improved onion rings at the only fast food restaurant that offers this choice. The enhanced onion rings will be offered with a creamy, zesty dipping sauce and are available in three sizes: medium (15 rings), large (20 rings) and king (24 rings).&#8221; [<a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/perl\/newsview\/8\/1005966423\">More<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>I guess if they don&#8217;t agree with you, you can experience &#8216;the return of the king.&#8217; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations to all of you with powers of precognition! I&#8217;m not making this up; it&#8217;s part of Burger&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-4oR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16917"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16917\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}