{"id":15637,"date":"2002-01-13T14:28:35","date_gmt":"2002-01-13T20:28:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2002\/01\/13\/lotr-in-two-hours\/"},"modified":"2002-01-13T14:28:35","modified_gmt":"2002-01-13T20:28:35","slug":"lotr-in-two-hours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2002\/01\/13\/15637-lotr-in-two-hours\/","title":{"rendered":"LOTR in two hours&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">Rosie sent along a vision of what LOTR could have been like if PJ HAD stuck to the two-hour timelimit that New Line set initially. It&#8217;s here on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.netfunny.com\/rhf\/jokes\/02\/Jan\/lotr.html\" target=new>Netfunny<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rosie sent along a vision of what LOTR could have been like if PJ HAD stuck to the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-44d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}