{"id":14997,"date":"2002-02-22T22:28:00","date_gmt":"2002-02-23T04:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2002\/02\/22\/burger-king-for-sale\/"},"modified":"2002-02-22T22:28:00","modified_gmt":"2002-02-23T04:28:00","slug":"burger-king-for-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2002\/02\/22\/14997-burger-king-for-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"Burger King for Sale?!??!?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yes, ’tis true. Our beloved provider of Tolkien toys and chicken tenders will go up on the auction block very very soon. Will we still get our toys next year?? Who knows? We will keep you updated. [More<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yes, ’tis true. Our beloved provider of Tolkien toys and chicken tenders will go up on the auction…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t