{"id":13897,"date":"2002-06-06T23:04:56","date_gmt":"2002-06-07T04:04:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2002\/06\/06\/pervy-elf-fanciers-at-mtv-awards\/"},"modified":"2002-06-06T23:04:56","modified_gmt":"2002-06-07T04:04:56","slug":"pervy-elf-fanciers-at-mtv-awards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2002\/06\/06\/13897-pervy-elf-fanciers-at-mtv-awards\/","title":{"rendered":"Pervy Elf Fanciers At MTV Awards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\"><b>Vikki, Melinda and Carrie<\/b> send along a short note from the MTV Awards&#8230;the real question is why didn&#8217;t they pay for me to get down there?! [<a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/perl\/newsview\/7\/1023422603\">More<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vikki, Melinda and Carrie send along a short note from the MTV Awards&#8230;the real question is why didn&#8217;t&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-3C9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13897"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13897\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}