{"id":13782,"date":"2002-06-20T22:22:20","date_gmt":"2002-06-21T03:22:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2002\/06\/20\/austin-texas-reportedly-has-the-two-towers\/"},"modified":"2002-06-20T22:22:20","modified_gmt":"2002-06-21T03:22:20","slug":"austin-texas-reportedly-has-the-two-towers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2002\/06\/20\/13782-austin-texas-reportedly-has-the-two-towers\/","title":{"rendered":"Austin, Texas Reportedly Has The Two Towers!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">Well&#8230; of course they don&#8217;t, but as the resident humor guy I thought you&#8217;d might like to see this before it&#8217;s fixed: [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.austin360.com\/cim\/cgi-bin\/movies\/movie_search.cgi?action=Find%20Movies&#038;movie_ID=0&#038;city=AANCC&#038;date=062102\"target=new>More<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>(<i>Calisuri &#8211; You know, Harry from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aintitcool.com\" target=\"new\">AICN<\/a> lives in Austin&#8230;I wonder if he is getting a special sneak peak and the theater owner just muffed it? Heh<\/i>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well&#8230; of course they don&#8217;t, but as the resident humor guy I thought you&#8217;d might like to see&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-3Ai","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13782"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13782\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}