{"id":13148,"date":"2002-08-22T10:54:36","date_gmt":"2002-08-22T15:54:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2002\/08\/22\/at-least-our-minions-dont-bump-their-heads\/"},"modified":"2002-08-22T10:54:36","modified_gmt":"2002-08-22T15:54:36","slug":"at-least-our-minions-dont-bump-their-heads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2002\/08\/22\/13148-at-least-our-minions-dont-bump-their-heads\/","title":{"rendered":"At Least OUR Minions Don&#8217;t Bump Their Heads!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\"><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img-www.theonering.net\/images\/220802-minions.jpg\" width=\"198\" height=\"138\" alt=\"Stormtroopers\" border=\"0\" class=\"no-lazyload\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p><b>Pippin Skywalker<\/b> writes: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theforce.net\" target=\"_blank\">TheForce.net<\/a> has a funny joke about how orcs are more useless than Stormtroopers in their Humour Section. [<a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.theforce.net\/humor\/index.html#17876\" TARGET=NEW>More<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>(and before anyone emails me asking me why I hate Star Wars know that I LOVE SW and we&#8217;re having a little bit of fun -Xo)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pippin Skywalker writes: TheForce.net has a funny joke about how orcs are more useless than Stormtroopers in their&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-3q4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}