{"id":13005,"date":"2002-09-05T12:35:28","date_gmt":"2002-09-05T17:35:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2002\/09\/05\/what-are-you-tolkien-about-7\/"},"modified":"2002-09-05T12:35:28","modified_gmt":"2002-09-05T17:35:28","slug":"what-are-you-tolkien-about-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2002\/09\/05\/13005-what-are-you-tolkien-about-7\/","title":{"rendered":"What are You Tolkien About?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\"><b>Mary<\/b> sends in this title of a fanciful proposed spin-off of &#8220;Malcolm in the Middle&#8221; (whic of course&#8230;is only a JOKE -Xo) from the Sept.7-13 TV Guide:<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;Malcolm lives out every geek&#8217;s fantasy when a magical portal transports him to the mythical land of Middle-Earth.  Rampaging orcs kidnap Dewey, and only Malcolm can save him&#8211;but his mother wants him back to clean his room. Can the mighty Gandalf defeat the dreaded Lois?&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mary sends in this title of a fanciful proposed spin-off of &#8220;Malcolm in the Middle&#8221; (whic of course&#8230;is&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-3nL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13005"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13005\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}