{"id":12549,"date":"2002-10-12T11:59:36","date_gmt":"2002-10-12T16:59:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2002\/10\/12\/im-not-legolas\/"},"modified":"2002-10-12T11:59:36","modified_gmt":"2002-10-12T16:59:36","slug":"im-not-legolas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2002\/10\/12\/12549-im-not-legolas\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not Legolas."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">Lately I&#8217;ve been getting email at my personal address praising my work as Legolas, my fantastic fighting skills and general babe-itude, and advising  me frankly that I&#8217;ve gotten kinda ugly since I cut my hair and let it go dark. Somebody somewhere has told people that I&#8217;m Orlando Bloom. I&#8217;m really, really not. Look, really: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/movie\/scrapbook\/large\/4459\">I&#8217;m the one holding the bottle of beer <\/a> <\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lately I&#8217;ve been getting email at my personal address praising my work as Legolas, my fantastic fighting skills&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-3gp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12549"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12549\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}