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Take the English language, and replace all the nouns with complete gibberish. That’s what it feels like to enter English 630.04 at San Francisco State if you haven’t read “The Lord of the Rings.” [More<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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