{"id":11273,"date":"2002-12-29T19:53:46","date_gmt":"2002-12-30T01:53:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2002\/12\/29\/small-but-perfectly-formed\/"},"modified":"2002-12-29T19:53:46","modified_gmt":"2002-12-30T01:53:46","slug":"small-but-perfectly-formed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2002\/12\/29\/11273-small-but-perfectly-formed\/","title":{"rendered":"Small but perfectly formed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img-www.theonering.net\/images\/frontBB.jpg\" ALIGN=LEFT class=\"no-lazyload\"> Billy Boyd, professional hobbit and The Lord of the Rings star, is recalling his days at printing college. One day the teacher looked up and asked the class, &#8220;Where&#146;s Billy?&#8221; to which the would-be actor replied, &#8220;I&#146;m here.&#8221; Sure enough, there was Billy, all 5ft 7in of him, with his undeniably pixie-esque features and tufty hair. &#8220;Oh, Billy,&#8221; sighed the teacher, &#8220;some days you&#146;re here and I don&#146;t even know you are.&#8221; [<a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.scotlandonsunday.com\/spectrum.cfm?id=1386302002\" TARGET=NEW>More<\/a>]<br \/><br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Billy Boyd, professional hobbit and The Lord of the Rings star, is recalling his days at printing college&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-2VP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11273\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}