{"id":10897,"date":"2003-01-26T11:45:35","date_gmt":"2003-01-26T17:45:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2003\/01\/26\/why-cant-they-just-lose-the-ring-in-the-sink\/"},"modified":"2003-01-26T11:45:35","modified_gmt":"2003-01-26T17:45:35","slug":"why-cant-they-just-lose-the-ring-in-the-sink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2003\/01\/26\/10897-why-cant-they-just-lose-the-ring-in-the-sink\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Can&#8217;t They Just Lose The Ring In The Sink?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">The Miami Herald columnist Dave Barry wrote up a column about LOTR today insinuating that <i>The Two Towers<\/i> was too difficult to follow for him (or maybe he meant to say something else and I missed that point), so he wrote up a simplified screenplay which I found quite funny! [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.miami.com\/mld\/miamiherald\/living\/columnists\/dave_barry\/5023564.htm\"target=\"new\">More<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Miami Herald columnist Dave Barry wrote up a column about LOTR today insinuating that The Two Towers&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-2PL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10897"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10897\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}