{"id":10817,"date":"2003-02-02T03:22:45","date_gmt":"2003-02-02T09:22:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2003\/02\/02\/gollums-traffic-report\/"},"modified":"2003-02-02T03:22:45","modified_gmt":"2003-02-02T09:22:45","slug":"gollums-traffic-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2003\/02\/02\/10817-gollums-traffic-report\/","title":{"rendered":"Gollum’s Traffic Report"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ringer Spy Funky Monkey sends us this sound file of Andy Serkis hamming up a traffic report in his best Gollum voice. Andy talks about Two Towers, does the voices, then is persuaded to do the traffic reports using the voice of Gollum. (This file requires Realplayer<\/a>) [More<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ringer Spy Funky Monkey sends us this sound file of Andy Serkis hamming up a traffic report in…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t