{"id":10743,"date":"2003-02-09T19:29:25","date_gmt":"2003-02-10T01:29:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2003\/02\/09\/aragorn-caption-contest\/"},"modified":"2003-02-09T19:29:25","modified_gmt":"2003-02-10T01:29:25","slug":"aragorn-caption-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2003\/02\/09\/10743-aragorn-caption-contest\/","title":{"rendered":"Aragorn Caption Contest"},"content":{"rendered":"

John Cook<\/b> writes: I’ve drawn a LOTR spoof with Elrond asking Aragorn why he doesn’t take up the king’s sword Narsil. The reader gets to write his answer with the funniest entry voted on by readers in a week’s time. [More<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

John Cook writes: I’ve drawn a LOTR spoof with Elrond asking Aragorn why he doesn’t take up the…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t