{"id":105645,"date":"2018-11-04T01:31:53","date_gmt":"2018-11-04T06:31:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/?p=105645"},"modified":"2018-11-04T01:31:53","modified_gmt":"2018-11-04T06:31:53","slug":"the-great-hall-of-poets-62","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2018\/11\/04\/105645-the-great-hall-of-poets-62\/","title":{"rendered":"The Great Hall of Poets"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Welcome to The Great Hall of Poets, our regular monthly feature showcasing the talent of Middle-earth fans. Each month we will feature a small selection of the poems submitted, but we hope you will read all of the poems that we have received here in our\u00a0Great Hall of Poets<\/a>.<\/p>\n

So come and join us by the hearth and enjoy!<\/span><\/p>\n

If you have a Tolkien\/Middle-earth inspired poem you\u2019d like to share, then send it to\u00a0poetry@theonering.net<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0<\/em>One poem per person may be submitted each month. Please make sure to proofread your work before sending it in. TheOneRing.net is not responsible for poems posting with spelling or grammatical errors.<\/em><\/p>\n

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The King of Bling (and his Swag Stag)<\/strong><\/h4>\n

by David McG<\/em><\/p>\n

Here in the Greenwood I am THE KING!
\nDressing real fine in my ‘Mithriller’ bling
\nDragons and Orcs steppin’ up to ma gate.
\nLooking to get their heads served on a plate!<\/p>\n

Time to head out, put these jokers in line.
\nTime to react, takin back what’s mine.
\nTime I have, I’m the Master of all seasons.
\nTime to saddle up and lead out ma legions!<\/p>\n

Dwarves back at Erebor think they got it in the bag.
\nWait til they get a load of ma suped-up ‘Swag Stag’.
\nBad to the bone with antlers too match
\nWar Trolls runnin’ but I’m too fast to catch<\/p>\n

Swag Stag hitting them all like a hammer.
\nMe in my battle suit bringing the glamour.
\nI know I look good. I’m reflected in my armour
\nSwag Stag strutting and lookin like a charmer<\/p>\n

My ‘Pretty Boy’ face on an engine of destruction
\nWith my Homie’s at my back we don’t need no introduction.
\nComin’ in hard we’re the ‘Swag Stag’ Crew
\nGet in our way and we’re stompin’ on you!!!<\/p>\n

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