{"id":105002,"date":"2018-05-04T19:54:57","date_gmt":"2018-05-05T00:54:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/?p=105002"},"modified":"2018-05-04T20:00:59","modified_gmt":"2018-05-05T01:00:59","slug":"walk-into-mordor-ideal-premise-for-a-heist-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2018\/05\/04\/105002-walk-into-mordor-ideal-premise-for-a-heist-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"Walk into Mordor: ideal premise for a heist movie"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\" “One does not simply walk into Mordor.”<\/p>\n

This is great. Writer-comedian Stephan Krosecz (who I’ve been a fan of since his very amusing Abridgement ofthe first season of the Attack on Titan anime) observed that Boromir’s walk into Mordor<\/i> monologue from Peter Jackson’s Fellowship of the Ring could make a great premise for a heist film.<\/p>\n

So he went away and did it. Check it out, it’s very clever — love the music.<\/p>\n

Considering taking Boromir’s “One does not simply walk into Mordor” monologue and editing it with b-roll of Mordor like a heist movie. I bet you could make it work shockingly well.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Bootnote:<\/b> not sure whether embeds are disabled or it’s my own html incompetence, but I couldn’t insert the video into this post. But click the linked screenshot and it’ll take you to the right spot in Stephan’s twitter feed to have a squiz.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“One does not simply walk into Mordor.” This is great. Writer-comedian Stephan Krosecz (who I’ve been a fan…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":71445,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[198,197,5,29,2008,149],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-105002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fans-creations","category-fans","category-lotr-movies","category-fotr-movie","category-parodies","category-lotr"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t