{"id":105002,"date":"2018-05-04T19:54:57","date_gmt":"2018-05-05T00:54:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/?p=105002"},"modified":"2018-05-04T20:00:59","modified_gmt":"2018-05-05T01:00:59","slug":"walk-into-mordor-ideal-premise-for-a-heist-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2018\/05\/04\/105002-walk-into-mordor-ideal-premise-for-a-heist-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"Walk into Mordor: ideal premise for a heist movie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/mordor2-300x228.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"228\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-71445 no-lazyload\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/mordor2-300x228.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/mordor2-600x457.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/mordor2.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/> &#8220;One does not simply walk into Mordor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This is great. Writer-comedian Stephan Krosecz (who I&#8217;ve been a fan of since his very amusing Abridgement ofthe first season of the Attack on Titan anime) observed that Boromir&#8217;s <i>walk into Mordor<\/i> monologue from Peter Jackson&#8217;s Fellowship of the Ring could make a great premise for a heist film.<\/p>\n<p>So he went away and did it. Check it out, it&#8217;s very clever &#8212; love the music.<!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Considering taking Boromir&#8217;s &#8220;One does not simply walk into Mordor&#8221; monologue and editing it with b-roll of Mordor like a heist movie. I bet you could make it work shockingly well.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Krosecz\/status\/989167226375888897\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/mordor-heist-film.jpg\" alt=\"mordor heist film trailer by stephan krosecz\" width=\"512\" height=\"513\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-105004 no-lazyload\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/mordor-heist-film.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/mordor-heist-film-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/mordor-heist-film-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/mordor-heist-film-200x200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/mordor-heist-film-75x75.jpg 75w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Bootnote:<\/b> not sure whether embeds are disabled or it&#8217;s my own html incompetence, but I couldn&#8217;t insert the video into this post. But click the linked screenshot and it&#8217;ll take you to the right spot in Stephan&#8217;s twitter feed to have a squiz.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;One does not simply walk into Mordor.&#8221; This is great. 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