{"id":10353,"date":"2003-03-16T19:40:05","date_gmt":"2003-03-17T01:40:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2003\/03\/16\/snl-goofs-on-gollumagain\/"},"modified":"2003-03-16T19:40:05","modified_gmt":"2003-03-17T01:40:05","slug":"snl-goofs-on-gollumagain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2003\/03\/16\/10353-snl-goofs-on-gollumagain\/","title":{"rendered":"SNL Goofs On Gollum&#8230;Again!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\"><b>Andy<\/b> writes: On SNL today during the Weekend Update Gollum (Chris Kattan) appeared holding a stolen Oscar and repeating &#8220;My precious&#8221;. He then went into a TTT-like delerium, where Smeagol would speak, and then Gollum would counter it. For example, Smeagol would say &#8220;Julianne Moore for Best Actress!&#8221;, then Gollum would reply &#8220;Julianne Moore for Best Supporting Actress!&#8221; The audience loved every minute of it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Andy writes: On SNL today during the Weekend Update Gollum (Chris Kattan) appeared holding a stolen Oscar and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-2GZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}