{"id":97781,"date":"2015-04-17T00:03:15","date_gmt":"2015-04-17T05:03:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/?page_id=97781"},"modified":"2015-04-17T00:03:15","modified_gmt":"2015-04-17T05:03:15","slug":"the-great-hall-of-poets-april-2015","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/the-great-hall-of-poets\/the-great-hall-of-poets-april-2015\/","title":{"rendered":"The Great Hall of Poets &#8211; April 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>The Elite Eight Battle \u201cMiddleEarth Madness\u201d (Bilbo vs. Thranduil)<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" class=\"intro\"><em>By Hoyt H.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Verse 1 Introduction<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">He fought the spiders,<br \/>\nHe found the ring,<br \/>\nA friend of Strider,<br \/>\nThe named of sting.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The riddle maker,<br \/>\nWho walks unseen,<br \/>\nThe arkenstone taker,<br \/>\nIn his coat of green.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hobbit hole dweller,<br \/>\nRed book writer,<br \/>\nGreat tale teller,<br \/>\nAnd goblin fighter.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The elven king fooler,<br \/>\nWho escaped in a barrel,<br \/>\nDefeating the ruler.<br \/>\nAnd his wood elves feral.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Thranduil is beaten,<br \/>\nBilbo already won,<br \/>\nThere\u2019s been April fools cheating<br \/>\nBut the battle is done!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Vote For Bilbo today,<br \/>\nTake the book from the shelf!<br \/>\nAnd vote away,<br \/>\nThe C.G.I. elf!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Verse 2 Hoping For Bilbo<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Thranduil the CGI elf,<br \/>\nMay pose as a great deal of wealth,<br \/>\nBut Bilbo the great,<br \/>\nMade it to the elite eight!<br \/>\nSo BILBO I drink to your health!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Verse 3 Bilbo Is Losing<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">To all the free peoples of Middle-earth,<br \/>\nvote for Bilbo show you worth!<br \/>\nThranduil elf of Mirkwood wild,<br \/>\nMay be by Lee pace well styled.<br \/>\nBut Martin Freeman is the best!<br \/>\nBilbo first. And then the rest.<br \/>\nThe eleven king may wear a crown,<br \/>\nBut the Hobbit is world renown!<br \/>\nLet\u2019s cheer on he who found the ring!<br \/>\nAnd vote out the petty elvish king.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Verse 4 Bilbo Seems to Have Lost<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Here in mourning we gather around,<br \/>\nDistant weeping the only sound.<br \/>\nBilbo has fallen and the elf king remains.<br \/>\nMy strength falters my power wanes!<br \/>\nThe ancient king of elven lore,<br \/>\nWill walk the Forrest for many years more.<br \/>\nThe Hobbit was beaten by Thranduil the elf,<br \/>\nA worthy foe who treads with stealth.<br \/>\nThis blonde opponent with his elk and sword.<br \/>\nHas defeated the hobbit who stole the worms hoard.<br \/>\nA new group of fans has conquered the old.<br \/>\nOver Bilbo the wise, they chose Thranduil the bold!<br \/>\nWhile a worthy opponent the others ask why?<br \/>\nWhy not Bilbo? Is there no good reply?<br \/>\nOur heads hang in sorrow, we weep in our woe,<br \/>\nFor fans of Bilbo\u2019s it\u2019s been a low blow.<br \/>\nWiping our brow we press on without fear,<br \/>\nWe\u2019ll vote again for ring bearer next year!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Verse 5 Treachery Unmasked<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">In the depths of defeat I hung my head,<br \/>\nThranduil lives and Bilbo\u2019s dead.<br \/>\nSo weep in profusely I penned a rhyme.<br \/>\nTolkien truly was dead this time!<br \/>\nBut in utter sorrow, I checked again!<br \/>\nThe hobbit who journeyed through stream and fen,<br \/>\nLives again alive and well,<br \/>\nThey tricked the poll with some program (or spell)<br \/>\nAnd now again the hobbit walks,<br \/>\nOver shire roads of cobble stone rocks.<br \/>\nEating, running, reading maps,<br \/>\nFreeing dwarves from spider traps!<br \/>\nMy sorrow gone the joy won\u2019t pass!<br \/>\nToast the hobbit raise your glass.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Verse 6 Message to the Cheater<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A message to the traitor,<br \/>\nWhere ever you are,<br \/>\nBeing a hater,<br \/>\nwill not get you far.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You cheated on an on line poll,<br \/>\nIn doing so hurting both teams,<br \/>\nYou betrayed the trust like a true troll,<br \/>\nthe web discovered your schemes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Today we stand both hobbits and elves,<br \/>\nSome in victory some in defeat,<br \/>\nTo the tolling of sadness and victory bells,<br \/>\nYou must go back to your seat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Some are happy that Bilbo won,<br \/>\nSome morn the fallen elk rider,<br \/>\nThe elite eight is finally done!<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re squashed like a spider!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~~ * ~~<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>A Lament for Lothl\u00f3rien<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>By Mrs. Adam Cartwright<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">In the fading summer\u2019s light<br \/>\nbefore the coming of the night;<br \/>\nOnce more will go walking I,<br \/>\nwhile upon the trees, leaves lie.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Alas for land of my heart!<br \/>\nL\u00f3rien, of Valar\u2019s art.<br \/>\nI sing for thee though darkness fall;<br \/>\nthe last of Elves, fair and tall.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Land of woven golden trees,<br \/>\nfar across the Sund\u2019ring Seas!<br \/>\nWill I ever more see thee,<br \/>\nover sea or leaf-filled lee?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ah! my song for L\u00f3rien,<br \/>\nunder tree and over fen;<br \/>\nPassed to silence, deep and grey<br \/>\nwithin a land, dark and fey.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mordor\u2019s dreadful darkness weans;<br \/>\nyet stronger is Lothl\u00f3rien\u2019s sheen:<br \/>\nThe Elf queen protects it yet,<br \/>\nthough Lothl\u00f3rien\u2019s doom is set.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">For the Elves pass to the West:<br \/>\nthey are strong; have passed the test.<br \/>\nThey diminish; leave their land<br \/>\nto what? Dark Lord\u2019s doom-filled hand.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Alas! L\u00f3rien, shining bright,<br \/>\nbefore the coming of the night;<br \/>\nShadows fall on thee by day,<br \/>\npassing is my mournful lay.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">In the fading summer\u2019s light,<br \/>\nbefore the coming of the night;<br \/>\nI forsake the golden land<br \/>\nfor the glories of the sand.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Valinor awaits me yet,<br \/>\nalas: my final doom is set.<br \/>\nI shall pass into the West,<br \/>\na future dearest and best.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Golden leaves in one last spray<br \/>\nfall gleaming in sun\u2019s last ray.<br \/>\nFarewell, L\u00f3rien the fair:<br \/>\nmy spirit light wind shall bear.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">O\u2019er the Sund\u2019ring Seas so cold,<br \/>\nacross Grinding Ice of old.<br \/>\nMy feet shall fly: air shall hold,<br \/>\nto the land of L\u00f3rien\u2019s lord.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Nam\u00e1ri\u00eb, nya muin l\u00f3riendess\u00eb,<br \/>\nMin\u00f3r\u00eb uin nya mell Lothl\u00f3rien\u2019s nosta \u2013<br \/>\nFarewell, belov\u2019d golden lee:<br \/>\nland beyond the Sund\u2019ring Sea.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~~ * ~~<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>A Sonnet for Elrond<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>by Hali Ravenhammer<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The smallest speck of starlight and I once again feel your<br \/>\narms around me. They sheltered me when the bitter wind blew,<br \/>\nand we were safe, in a world of our own. You whispered sweet words into<br \/>\nmy delicate, but scarred mind; trying to will the ghosts away with your love.<br \/>\nTears roll down my face and onto you, as the screams echo again.<br \/>\nOur last goodbye, my love, you kissed me with burning heartache. As the<br \/>\nship sailed away, and your body grew smaller, I was reminded of the nights,<br \/>\nwhere you would make love to me, our minds and bodies as one.<br \/>\nHow my hands itch told hold you again, to feel your skin against mine\u2026but<br \/>\nyour ship is not due for many years, so I stand alone, looking out at the night,<br \/>\nAs we had once gaze, at the starlight.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~~ * ~~<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Middle Earth: \u201cA Hopeful Farewell\u201d<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>By: N. Sokol<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I remember that day, when you and I first met,<br \/>\nYour lands so green, underneath my first steps set,<br \/>\nAnd hilly little houses, underneath your grassy ground,<br \/>\nHome to a tiny race, it rather hard be found,<br \/>\nLike a peaceful village, or much like a nest,<br \/>\nA distance afar, laid far the mid-West,<br \/>\nOver mountains\u2019 mist, down over its ridge,<br \/>\nThe Shire\u2019s Hobbiton, crossing Brandywine Bridge.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It happened so fast, the way you told me these things,<br \/>\nBy the hand you took me, then gave me wings,<br \/>\nOff to an adventure, you dragged me along,<br \/>\nThrough panic and danger, but also feast and song,<br \/>\nThrough your realms unknown, of amazing kind,<br \/>\nThose further East, and one hard to find,<br \/>\nErebor and Mordor, both places you\u2019ve named,<br \/>\nWithin your story, they both were framed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Over mountains high, and hills far wide,<br \/>\nOver stretching rivers, and lakes of pride,<br \/>\nThrough cities huge, and ruins of old,<br \/>\nThrough weather dry, and icy cold,<br \/>\nWe\u2019ve faced the evils, and all the goods,<br \/>\nIn caves down deep, and darkest woods,<br \/>\nFrom Orcs and Goblins, Wargs and Scouts,<br \/>\nTo Dragons Gold, and a Ring of Doubts.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Every year, you\u2019ve had a story to tell,<br \/>\nOf weirdest things, on your lands that dwell,<br \/>\nOf Hobbits and Wizards, Dark Armies and Legions,<br \/>\nOf hidden places, and your border regions,<br \/>\nGave me reason, and a hope that I\u2019d stay,<br \/>\nThen left me sudden, without a day,<br \/>\nTook away, what I now call home,<br \/>\nLeft me without, a place to roam.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">With Sting in my hands, yet here I stand,<br \/>\nWith my Armor old, and memorial sand,<br \/>\nIn hope you\u2019ll return, with more stories to tell,<br \/>\nAgain that you\u2019ll put me, under your Spell,<br \/>\nWhere Heroes arise, and Hordes will fall,<br \/>\nWhere nations strong, stand wall to wall,<br \/>\nAn adventure once more, and another quest,<br \/>\nBut for now I wish you, a \u201cpeaceful\u201d rest.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~~ * ~~<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Kings of Middle-Earth<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>By Brianna L.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Gil-Galad the elven King,<br \/>\nHis spear is long, his shield is bright<br \/>\nThe minstrels do his praises sing;<br \/>\nHe died for good, for what is right.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Thranduil, lord of Eren Lasgalen<br \/>\nHe has lived longer than hundreds of men.<br \/>\nA proud lord, haughty to some he may seem<br \/>\nYet he does what is right, what he will deem.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Elendil, last of Gondor\u2019s great kings<br \/>\nHe fell fighting the dark lord Sauron<br \/>\nHe wore the great helm with the silver-gold wings,<br \/>\nLegend of old, tales of him will be told.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Isildur, High King of Gondor<br \/>\nThe One Ring of power, it fell to him<br \/>\nThis chance to destroy the Dark Lord of Mordor,<br \/>\nHe kept the One Ring, to his own grief and ruin.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Theoden, horsemaster, led his people in battle<br \/>\nTo the aid of Gondor, every man in the saddle,<br \/>\nHe is proud, he\u2019s the king of an unflinching people<br \/>\nHe fought to the death; grim, strong, and regal.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00c8omer, Lord of the Riddermark,<br \/>\nThe Rohirrim to his brave voice hark<br \/>\nStrong is his arm, his hatred deep,<br \/>\nFor Orcs and foul things, where they sleep.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Aragorn, son of Arathorn<br \/>\nIn exile he lives, yet kingly he is,<br \/>\nIn these times of peril, Estel was born<br \/>\nMay the grace of the Valar protect you!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bard the bowman, his people look to him<br \/>\nA simple man of high born blood,<br \/>\nMay his good-will and judgement never grow dim;<br \/>\nHail king Bard! The dragon-slayer.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dain, King of the Iron Hills<br \/>\nIn many battles has he fought.<br \/>\nFierce he is, yet peace has he wrought,<br \/>\nHe died in the War of the Ring.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thrain, son of Thror,<br \/>\nThe King under the Mountain, rightful Lord of Erebor<br \/>\nMighty is his arm and noble is his heart!<br \/>\nAlas! For he has fallen, though in peace he did depart<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~~ * ~~<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>A Song to Elbereth and L\u00fathien<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>By E.C. Prins<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Amid the grass and flowers bright<br \/>\nA silvery voice rose there<br \/>\n\u201cOh, Elbereth! Gilthoniel!<br \/>\nOh, L\u00fathien the Fair!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cOh, Mother of the shining stars,<br \/>\nThe Giver of my own life-breath;<br \/>\nFanuilos, le linnathon!<br \/>\nGilthoniel! Oh, Elbereth!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And as the pure voice died away,<br \/>\nA second voice was lifted nigh,<br \/>\n\u201cI sing my praise to none but thee,<br \/>\nL\u00fathien, lady most high!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cElbereth, most bless\u00e9d star,<br \/>\nIn you is long-lost myth reborn!<br \/>\nYou washed my flowing tears away,<br \/>\nOh, Elbereth, with naught to mourn.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cOh, beauteous Elven Maid of old,<br \/>\nI t\u00e1ri Endorenna ut\u00falien \u2013<br \/>\nThe Queen has returned to the world of Men<br \/>\nOh, Fairest Lady L\u00fathien!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The names of L\u00fathien and the Star<br \/>\nWere prais\u00e9d with Elves\u2019 endless love.<br \/>\nDark-haired L\u00fathien Tin\u00faviel;<br \/>\nStar-lit Elbereth of the heavens above.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~~ * ~~<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Gift to Frodo<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>by I. Salogel<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Little phial of crystal,<br \/>\nHumble thing to hold<br \/>\nThe Starlight of E\u00e4rendil,<br \/>\nGreat Mariner of old.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Providing hope and courage,<br \/>\nBanishing all doubt,<br \/>\nA light amid dark places when<br \/>\nAll other lights go out.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The Battle of the Hornburg<br \/>\nBy Aranel<br \/>\nIt started out with silence<br \/>\nMen waiting to die<br \/>\nElves came to honor the alliance<br \/>\nMaybe they would last the night<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Rain started and marching came<br \/>\n\u201cSo it begins\u201d or so they say<br \/>\nAn archer, impeccable aim<br \/>\nAnd it started that way<br \/>\nSaruman was to blame<br \/>\nCould they keep the darkness at bay?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What could men do against such reckless hate?<br \/>\nWhen so many have fallen<br \/>\nWould the elves leave Middle Earth to its fate?<br \/>\nWas Rohan forgotten?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Would they have peace?<br \/>\nWhen he answered for the men whose blood stained the walls of the Keep?<br \/>\nWould they have peace?<br \/>\nWhen all the people stop and weep?<br \/>\nWould they live in peace?<br \/>\nBefore the gates of Minas Tirith when the blood seeps<br \/>\nInto the grass of the Fields of Pelennor?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~~ * ~~<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u201cAutumn Leaves\u201d<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>By Gabby<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I stayed for the Autumn Leaves<br \/>\nThey are ordinary reminders<br \/>\nThat resonate with what may<br \/>\nAnd what could be.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It Brings Tears of understanding to my eyes<br \/>\nTo see that you are not struggling now.<br \/>\nMuch like Winter, some days of our lives<br \/>\nAre barren and cold.<br \/>\nAnd all that is left is to<br \/>\nEmbrace forgiveness.<br \/>\nTo allow the warmth of Spring<br \/>\nTo warm our century-old hearts<br \/>\nWhere we can find<br \/>\nThat self acceptance have become difficult.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">As Summer comes, the days become<br \/>\nScorched, vibrant, rushed<br \/>\nLife is thought Good.<br \/>\nAnd when our purposes are revealed to us<br \/>\nThrough our relations.<br \/>\nWhere an instance is chosen to decide<br \/>\nThe things we can and cannot do.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Suddenly, Torrential rains pour down on summer.<br \/>\nBringing old hurts, and warm friends.<br \/>\nQuenching the thirst of the long warm nights forgotten.<br \/>\nAnd we decide, if we should stay with summer<br \/>\nOr face the terrible harmony of autumn.<br \/>\nFor both have the consequences of aversion.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Like red, orange, opaque green, and mossy red<br \/>\nAutumn speaks through nippy air, coffee shops, and<br \/>\nSidewalks littered with fallen leaves.<br \/>\nA lazy and content rule for the mind.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Then winter offers farewell to the sun lit autumn.<br \/>\nThe season agrees, waiting for change.<br \/>\nTo reveal that life is once again, barren.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But some brave souls conjure up the courage<br \/>\nTo remember the autumn dances<br \/>\nAnd the solemn happiness<br \/>\nThat each autumn leaf brings.<br \/>\nAnd here we stay,<br \/>\nAs we understood,<br \/>\nTreasuring autumn,<br \/>\nAnd forgetting<br \/>\nThe seasons of our lives.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~~ * ~~<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Elite Eight Battle \u201cMiddleEarth Madness\u201d (Bilbo vs. Thranduil) By Hoyt H. 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