Top 8 Tolkien List
From: Idril Celebrindal
Got this on the Top 5 sci-fi mailing list. (See address at the bottom of this message.) Thought you all might get a kick out of it.
The Top 8 Surprises in the “Lord of the Rings” Movie Trailer
8> Hobbit full frontal nudity barely rates a PG, if you know what I mean.
7> In a surprise bit of casting, “Meesa like Ring, gollum, gollum…”
6> “I am Strider, son of Aragorn, known to the hobbits as ‘Big Horsie.'”
5> “Hey, Tom, Merry Tom, Tom Bombadillo! Gotta fire his agent’s ass, ’cause his screen time’s nil-oh!”
4> Mary-Kate and Ashley as Hobbettes!
3> Tom Green has a cameo as Dildo, the least tasteful Hobbit.
2> Sure enough, there he is: Al Gore as Ent #5
and the Number 1 Surprise in the “Lord of the Rings” Movie Trailer…
1> The part of Bilbo Baggins? Played by Emmanuel Lewis.Posted in Old Special Reports on June 8, 2001 by xoanon