Next after the Pulp Fiction parody, I saw the Balrog pop up on screen, and there was The Ozz man, wearing the robes and beard and all, as Gandalf! Ozzdalf! Gandbourne! Well, he saw that Balrog, and when it leaped onto the fissure, he said, “ Holly S**t!” Then he said to him, “ Im gonna bite your fu**ing head off!” Then he broke the bridge, and when he was hanging off the edge, he said to Frodo, “ Why don’t you f***ing help me!”. And then he fell.