News for Apr. 01, 2001

Hook, Line, Sinker, Rod and Copy of 'Angling Times'!

4/01/01, 11:40 pm EST - Xoanon


APRIL FOOLS!

Wow, I never thought such a silly April fools trick would nail EVERYONE. Well, us folks at TORN had a great laugh at your expense, but we couldn't help it. So, to set the record straight: WE DID NOT SELL ANYTHING TO NEW LINE and PJ DID NOT GET ARRESTED.

We got such a flood of emails, I had to post them for you guys to see. I say nothing says April Fools more than hate mail! [More]

Want to read the fake press release that got the whole ball roling? Click here! [More]