Look at this Film Wellington Ad in the latest NZ OnFilm Magazine. Don't you just hate advertising on the Net? Er, well, not if it's like this! Is that a Nazgul lurking under that tree? What do you call that thing in his hand?

Update: Geenius wrote in to say 'No, it's an orc with a machete.' Which sounds a lot more convincing. I couldn't get rid of the image of a Black Rider moonlighting as a hibachi chef.