I wish I could post this up for you, I'm looking into getting permission from the Foxtrot folks. But here's the jist.

Jason's mom: Jason tells me there's a big Lord Of The Rings movie trilogy in the works.

Jason's dad: wow, he must be ecstatic

Jason's mom: Actually he's pretty depressed

Jason's dad: That they won't be as good as the books?

Jason's mom: That he and Marcus missed the casting call

Jason's dad: Good Lord, can you imagine?

Cut to:

A VERY angry PJ behind the camera with a bull-horn.

PJ: Will the two Hobbits please climb out of the Balrog costime!

hehehehe

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Thanks to Derek for the link!