News for Apr. 27, 2007
For a fictional world boasting ten kingdoms, endless mountain ranges and an enchanted forest or two, Middle Earth is hot, dark and surprisingly cramped. There's an ashen-faced
Gandalf, a grumpy-looking
Saruman and a balding
Aragorn busy exchanging flirty glances with a gorgeous
Arwen. Four fat hobbits adjust their false bottoms and make puerile jokes. [
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