Does the sight of

$body =~ s/([\s.,(]^|)
           (http:\/\/|)
           ([a-z0-9]+\.|)
           (theonering\.net\S*?)
           ([.,)]{0,2})(\s|$)
           /$1<a href="http:\/\/$3$4">$2$3$4<\/a>$5\ /xgi;

give you warm fuzzies? Moreover, can you see what it might do (and can you spot the potential bug?) If you can, and if you're looking for a major project this summer - if you believe that TORn is something more than just another fansite and want to contribute something back - then read on... [More]

Update: We've received a huge number of responses in the last 24 hours - thank you to everyone and we'll get be getting back to you as soon as we can.