News for Jun. 03, 2003

Hobbits, hobbits everywhere!

6/03/03, 12:41 pm EST - Xoanon

Sauron (yes, THE SAURON) reflects on the gaming industry's struggles with innovation: NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - It ain't easy being a non-corporeal, deposed evil overlord these days, let me tell you. Allow me to introduce myself. Name's Sauron. I used to rule Middle Earth, until some twit came around and lopped off my hand -- and my lucky ring along with it. Things kind of went downhill from there. Lost my body. Lost my kingdom. Pretty much all I retained was a lingering rage, one big honkin', lidless eye and nine henchmen -- the Nazgul. [More]