Billy Boyd, professional hobbit and The Lord of the Rings star, is recalling his days at printing college. One day the teacher looked up and asked the class, "Where’s Billy?" to which the would-be actor replied, "I’m here." Sure enough, there was Billy, all 5ft 7in of him, with his undeniably pixie-esque features and tufty hair. "Oh, Billy," sighed the teacher, "some days you’re here and I don’t even know you are." [More]