News for Dec. 23, 2002

Fact: Battling Evil Is Bad For The Complexion

12/23/02, 4:12 pm EST - Strider

'Eagerly anticipating the sequel to The Fellowship of the Ring, we at Skinema.com wondered whether it would match the heights reached by the first film. We are delighted to announce that "The Two Towers" is "all that," at least with respect to skin conditions. Each of the new characters introduced in this second film could do well to dial 1-800-SKIN-DOC on their elven cellular phone. Take a gander at Two Towers-worth of problem skin...' [More]

Thanks to Vail for the link!