News for Nov. 16, 2001

How many 'Lord of the Onion Rings' jokes have you heard?

11/16/01, 6:12 pm EST - Tehanu

Congratulations to all of you with powers of precognition! I'm not making this up; it's part of Burger King's press release:

"King of the "Ring"
To add to the excitement of this blockbuster promotion, BURGER KINGŪ customers can experience new and improved onion rings at the only fast food restaurant that offers this choice. The enhanced onion rings will be offered with a creamy, zesty dipping sauce and are available in three sizes: medium (15 rings), large (20 rings) and king (24 rings)." [More]

I guess if they don't agree with you, you can experience 'the return of the king.'